China!

A Play
革命大联合
CAST
Jiang Qing · The Instructor · The New Student
The First Student · The Other Students

(A generously proportioned private dining room in a restaurant in Chongqing. The students and the Instructor sit along a long rectangular table. Jiang Qing sits at the head. A lavish selection of starters has just arrived.)

Jiang Qing

Enjoy!

(The students help themselves to the dishes.)

Jiang Qing

And please make sure you try the fūqī fèipiàn.

The New Student

What does that mean?

Jiang Qing

Try it first.

The New Student

Delicious.

Jiang Qing

These are a husband and wife's lung slices. They were breathing together. And now you can inhale their breaths.

(A beat.)

Jiang Qing

Food is about love.

(Another beat.)

Jiang Qing

China is about love.

The Instructor

Thank you for this extraordinary treat, Madame Mao.

Jiang Qing

For you, Comrade Qing.

The Other Students

Hot! Hot! Hot!

The First Student

I have always been drawn to spice.

Jiang Qing

Good for you.

The Instructor

Comrade Qing, why don't you tell us a little more about your splendid revolution?

Jiang Qing

This great city played its own role in it. People were not afraid. The Yangtze can tell you.

(A beat.)

Jiang Qing

Our revolution was the most ambitious project in human history — to transform not just the state, but the people. We did not change laws. We changed minds.

The First Student

A million of those minds were just extinguished.

Jiang Qing

For those, it was the only change possible.

The Instructor

At the Institute, we believe in the power of education. But everything has its limits.

Jiang Qing

China has no limits. Look at it today. Look at this city. The biggest city in the world. When I was born, it was a mere river town.

(A beat.)

Jiang Qing

There are people who think I failed. But without me, none of this would be here.

The New Student

If I may ask, Comrade Qing, what are your thoughts on Europe?

Jiang Qing

Europe is a Disney park. Did you try the century eggs?

The New Student

Not yet, but let me have one.

(He takes a century egg and eats it.)

The New Student

Um... um... It's an acquired... it's very tasteful.

Jiang Qing

Of course it is an acquired taste. You can speak freely here.

The First Student

Your revolution was about acquiring taste.

The Other Students

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Jiang Qing

Switzerland is different, of course. You have your mountains and your Rütli Oath.

The Instructor

"Wir wollen sein ein einzig Volk von Brüdern,
In keiner Not uns trennen und Gefahr."

Jiang Qing

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The New Student

What a fascinating parallel.

The First Student

(whispering) You speak Mandarin?

The New Student

(whispering back) I do.

Jiang Qing

Our two nations should form an alliance. I shall talk to Beijing later tonight.

The Instructor

And I will talk to the Director.

Jiang Qing

Why didn't you bring your permanent resident? Didn't he always want to go to China?

The First Student

He has a chest infection.

Jiang Qing

Give him my greetings. And my wishes for a speedy recovery.

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