THE EQUILIBRIUM LESSON
A Play
- The Instructor
- Antoine
- Heinrich
- The Other Students
- Caesar
- The First Student
- Napoleon
(A classroom at the Institute for the Advancement of Dictatorships. A large window offers a view of Lake Geneva. The lake lies beneath an overcast sky. From time to time, the light breaks through, scattering brief, unsettled reflections across the water. Students sit at small desks. An instructor stands at the front.)
The Instructor
Today we have two seminar presentations. Antoine, please begin.
(Antoine rises and goes to the blackboard. He draws two small squares.)
Antoine
Before acting, each considers the other. Each adjusts to what the other does. This may unfold step by step. Or it may be settled at once.
The Instructor
Will this make a difference?
Antoine
It does not. The outcome is the same. And it is elegant. Each does best, given what the others do.
The Other Students
Each does best.
Heinrich
They do not.
The Instructor
Heinrich.
(a brief pause)
Come to the board.
(Heinrich rises and joins Antoine at the blackboard.)
Heinrich
Antoine would be right if all were the same. But they are not. That is why we are here.
The Other Students
We are here to lead.
(Heinrich wipes away one of the small squares and draws a much larger one in its place. He points to it.)
Heinrich
This is the leader. He knows all others will think like Antoine.
The Instructor
What does this imply?
Heinrich
He dictates the outcome. If all others think like Antoine, he alone can be strong.
Antoine
Without a temporal order, your leader is no different from the others.
Heinrich
It is a mind game.
Antoine
It is. But without a temporal order, all are the same.
Heinrich
I begin to wonder why Antoine is attending this school.
(The Other Students chuckle.)
The Instructor
Silence!
(turning to Antoine and Heinrich.)
And if the two of you continue like this, you will end up as academics.
(More chuckling.)
The Instructor
Silence!
(The classroom calms down. The door at the back opens. Caesar enters.)
Caesar
Time matters.
(He walks to the window and looks out at the lake, where darker clouds are forming and the low rumble of distant thunder can be heard. Then he turns back.)
I chose mine.
The First Student
Your Rubicon.
Caesar
There was no turning back.
The First Student
How did it turn out for you?
Caesar
I became Caesar. What you all aspire to become.
The Other Students
Dictators.
The First Student
I intend to last longer than you did.
(The Instructor looks toward the lake, where a flash of lightning is mirrored on the water.)
Caesar
It worked in the short run, and it could have lasted.
The Other Students
It could have lasted.
The First Student
But it did not. You tied your own hands too tightly.
Caesar
I remember my hands. On Cleopatra.
(The Other Students giggle.)
The Instructor
Let us return to the lesson!
Caesar
Irreversibility matters. Once set in motion, it cannot be undone.
The Other Students
A doomsday machine.
The First Student
I am beginning to feel uneasy. Shall we wake Napoleon?
The Instructor
He is in a deep sleep.
The First Student
It is important to wake him.
The Instructor
So we shall.
(After a while, Napoleon enters, rubbing his eyes.)
Napoleon
Is Betsy here?
The Instructor
I am afraid not, Your Majesty.
Napoleon
Why am I here, then?
Caesar
You are here to show our young aspiring dictators what commitment can do.
Napoleon
I always tried to keep my options open. In Poland, I let them hope. At Tilsit, I agreed without settling.
The First Student
But you crossed your Rubicon in Russia.
Napoleon
In retrospect, yes. I guess I underestimated the winter and what it requires.
The Other Students
The winter. The winter.
The First Student
History repeated itself soon enough.
Caesar
You speak of the barbarians?
Heinrich
We are not barbarians.
The First Student
Yet you made the same mistake.
Heinrich
We tried to align.
The First Student
Hitler and Stalin.
Heinrich
Geography commands it.
The First Student
Not today. Perhaps in Caesar’s or Napoleon’s time—before rockets.
Caesar and Napoleon
Rockets?
The Instructor
Rockets ignore distance. Physical borders no longer protect.
Caesar and Napoleon
That’s scary.
The Other Students
We like what is scary.
Antoine
Nothing is frightening in equilibrium.
The First Student
Then we will not be in equilibrium.