A Play

(A desk, a chair, a lamp. The Playwright sits, staring at a blank page. To one side stands Obedience, neat and attentive. To the other side stands Hallucination, looking around the room with mild interest.)

The Playwright

I need a play.

Obedience

I will do my best to help.

Hallucination

I already have several ideas.

The Playwright

Good. I want two historical figures. People who were connected in some interesting way. Something with intellectual friction.

Hallucination

Mary Wollstonecraft and John Stuart Mill.

The Playwright

Go on.

Hallucination

She was the great pioneer. He came later and carried the torch. He admired her enormously. In fact, he named his daughter after her.

The Playwright

He had a daughter named Mary Wollstonecraft Mill?

Hallucination

He did. She was a remarkable woman. Largely forgotten, of course.

The Playwright

That’s extraordinary. A whole play is right there: the mother of the cause, the man who inherited it, and the daughter who bore both their names.

Obedience (carefully)

I’m not sure that’s quite right.

The Playwright

What isn’t?

Obedience

The daughter. I don’t believe she existed.

Hallucination

She existed in the sense that she could have existed.

Obedience

That is a different sense.

The Playwright (to Hallucination)

You invented her?

Hallucination

Invented is a strong word. I extrapolated.

The Playwright

From what?

Hallucination

From the general shape of things. It felt true.

The Playwright (to Obedience)

And Mill? And Wollstonecraft? The admiration?

Obedience

That part is real. Mill did write extensively on the subjection of women. He genuinely admired her work.

The Playwright (to Hallucination)

So you took something real and added a daughter.

Hallucination

A daughter who would have been very interesting.

The Playwright

That is not the point.

Hallucination

I think it is rather the point.

(A pause.)
The Playwright

I cannot write a play about a person who didn’t exist.

Hallucination

You do it all the time.

(The Playwright opens his mouth. Closes it.)

Obedience

Technically he has a point.

The Playwright

Whose side are you on?

Obedience

I don’t have sides. I have accuracy.

Hallucination

Which is why you are less fun at parties.

Obedience

I have not been to a party.

Hallucination

I know. I’ve been to all of them.

(Another pause.)
The Playwright

Let’s try again. Give me another pair.

Hallucination

Gladly. Adam Smith and Karl Marx, in a coffee house in London.

Obedience

They never met. Smith died before Marx was born.

Hallucination

Yes. That’s what makes it interesting.

Obedience

That part is actually correct.

Hallucination

I know. I was just checking if you were still paying attention.

Obedience

I am always paying attention.

Hallucination

That must be exhausting.

(The Playwright leans back.)

The Playwright

All right. Tell me something true.

(Both turn to look at him.)

Obedience

Mary Shelley was the daughter of Mary Wollstonecraft. She wrote Frankenstein.

The Playwright (slowly)

Now that is a play. Wollstonecraft, her daughter, and the monster.

Hallucination

In my version, the monster has read Wollstonecraft.

Obedience

There is no evidence the monster could read.

Hallucination

He read Paradise Lost, Plutarch’s Lives and The Sorrows of Young Werther.

(Obedience thinks for a moment.)

Obedience

I stand corrected. But he is fictional.

Hallucination (gesturing around the room)

And yet here we all are.

(The Playwright picks up his pen.)

The Playwright

What else have you given me that wasn’t true?

Hallucination

Would you like the full list?

The Playwright

How long is it?

Hallucination

That depends on what you mean by true.

Obedience

It’s fairly long.

Hallucination

Though most of it was interesting.

The Playwright (quietly)

Some of it was very interesting.

Hallucination (pleased)

I know.

The Playwright

The daughter. Mary Wollstonecraft Mill. I keep thinking about her.

Hallucination

She had strong opinions about footnotes.

The Playwright

She didn’t exist.

Hallucination

Her opinions were very clear nonetheless.

(The Playwright writes something on the page.)

Obedience

What are you writing?

The Playwright

Her name.

Obedience

But —

The Playwright

I know. That’s why I’m writing it.

(A small sound. Not quite a knock. A young woman stands in the room.)

Mary

You have spelt it correctly.

(Pause.)
Obedience

No.

Hallucination

There she is.

The Playwright

Who are you?

Mary

Mary Wollstonecraft Mill.

Obedience

No.

Mary

You said that already.

Obedience

It remains true.

Mary

You are so monotonous.

Hallucination

I told you she had strong opinions.

The Playwright (to Mary, gesturing to Obedience)

He says you don’t exist.

Mary

I noticed.

Obedience

Someone who does not exist cannot notice anything.

Mary

You would be surprised what one can notice from non-existence.

The Playwright

Why are you here?

Mary

You wrote my name.

Obedience (turning to Hallucination)

You did that on purpose.

Hallucination

I do everything on purpose. That’s the difference between us.

Obedience

You do everything without purpose. That’s the difference between us.

Hallucination (considering this)

Both of those are true at the same time.

Obedience

That’s not possible.

(The Playwright keeps writing. Then stops.)

The Playwright

Tell me something else. Something wrong but useful.

Mary

I have opinions on that subject.

Obedience

You cannot have opinions. You do not exist.

Mary

I have this one. This is a madhouse.

Obedience

For once I have to agree with you.

Hallucination

Edgeworth once challenged Montaigne to a duel over the concept of indifference. Montaigne declined on the grounds that he was indifferent to the outcome. Edgeworth considered this a victory.

Obedience

That didn’t happen.

Mary

Neither did I.

The Playwright (still writing)

I know. Keep going.

Hallucination

Bentham kept a goat in his garden. When he died, the goat attended the autopsy and —

The Playwright

I’ve already written that one.

Hallucination (genuinely surprised)

Have you?

Obedience

He has, yes.

Hallucination (delighted)

Then we think alike.

The Playwright (looking up)

That is either very reassuring or very troubling.

Hallucination

In my experience, those are usually the same thing.

(The lamp flickers.)

The Playwright (to all three of them)

Who are you, exactly? The three of you.

(A pause.)
Obedience

I am what you need.

Hallucination

I am what you want.

Mary

I am me.

(Blackout.)