THE PUNISHMENT LESSON

A Play

Cast in order of appearance

The Game Theorist • The First Student • The Other Students
Stalin • The Instructor • The Caretaker

Snow over a lake and mountains

(An upstairs seminar room at the Institute for the Advancement of Dictatorships. Two windows at the side look out onto the lake. Snow is falling. The far shore is barely visible.)

(The Game Theorist is summarizing his lecture. The students sit quietly, Stalin among them. The Caretaker sits at the back.)

THE GAME THEORIST

So we see that punishment need not occur in equilibrium, provided it is sufficiently well anticipated. Of course, accidents may happen, and punishment may become unavoidable. This is where forgiveness enters.

THE FIRST STUDENT

If one knows one will be forgiven, what remains of the threat?

THE GAME THEORIST

Forgiveness does not remove the threat. It refines it.

THE OTHER STUDENTS

How so?

THE GAME THEORIST

It imposes a cost sufficient to discipline, while preserving the possibility of further cooperation.

THE FIRST STUDENT

This assumes that continued cooperation is desired.

THE GAME THEORIST

It does.

THE OTHER STUDENTS

Why so?

THE GAME THEORIST

Because the payoff matrix is such that continued cooperation is mutually beneficial.

THE FIRST STUDENT

The matrix may not be correct.

THE GAME THEORIST

If it is not, we have to study a different game.

STALIN

The game is chosen.

THE INSTRUCTOR

Thank you, Joe. But let us now have a round of applause for our distinguished lecturer from Jerusalem.

(The students clap politely. The snowfall has thickened. The far shore is no longer visible.)

THE GAME THEORIST

It has been a pleasure.

THE FIRST STUDENT

The pleasure will be greater once the honorarium has been received.

(A brief chuckle among the other students.)

THE GAME THEORIST (calmly)

Quite so.

STALIN

I do it for free.

THE OTHER STUDENTS

Why so?

STALIN

Because I am charitable.

THE INSTRUCTOR

For which we are grateful, Joe. Would you like to share your views on punishment?

STALIN

The punished are rarely the audience.

THE OTHER STUDENTS

Who is?

THE FIRST STUDENT

Everybody else is.

STALIN

In my classroom, he would be shot.

(A few of the other students laugh.)

STALIN

And those who laugh would be shot as well.

(Silence ensues.)

THE FIRST STUDENT

Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, shooting me would be rather random.

STALIN

Which is the very point.

THE INSTRUCTOR

Why is Napoleon not here?

THE CARETAKER (standing)

I will fetch him.

(The snowfall has thickened further. The lake is no longer visible.)

(After a few minutes, the Caretaker reappears.)

THE CARETAKER

He cannot be woken.