A Play
(The students' cafeteria. The students have finished their dinner. There is some debris on the table.)
(The students are all glued to their phones.)
Go to our WhatsApp group and watch this.
(Some commotion.)
What is it?
Just watch it.
Ok!
(A pause.)
(The Young Student giggles.)
I thought it was porn.
This is so much better.
Is that taken by a sniper?
Isn't it funny? But wait, here is another one.
(The Young Student taps on his phone and laughs.)
Which one is better?
The first!
Watch the second one again.
(Some more commotion.)
They all look innocent.
None of them are. But you're right. It would be even funnier if they were.
Where is this?
Are you kidding me? I thought you were just there.
The New Riviera!
Now look at that drone.
(A beat.)
That's the best!
Another little one gone to heaven.
(A beat.)
You know why they don't eat pork?
Because —
Because they are swines themselves.
Isn't pork, um, unkosher as well?
Don't mangle my words. We all know who the swines are.
The swines!
Piglet gone to heaven…
Gone to heaven…
This ends.
Shall we?
Let's.