(The students' cafeteria. The students have finished their dinner. There is some debris on the table.)

(The students are all glued to their phones.)

The Young Student

Go to our WhatsApp group and watch this.

(Some commotion.)

One of the Other Students

What is it?

The Young Student

Just watch it.

The Other Students

Ok!

(A pause.)

(The Young Student giggles.)

One of the Other Students

I thought it was porn.

The Young Student

This is so much better.

The New Student

Is that taken by a sniper?

The Young Student

Isn't it funny? But wait, here is another one.

(The Young Student taps on his phone and laughs.)

The Young Student

Which one is better?

The Other Students

The first!

The Young Student

Watch the second one again.

(Some more commotion.)

The New Student

They all look innocent.

The Young Student

None of them are. But you're right. It would be even funnier if they were.

The New Student

Where is this?

The Young Student

Are you kidding me? I thought you were just there.

The Other Students

The New Riviera!

The Young Student
(tapping on his phone again)

Now look at that drone.

(A beat.)

The Other Students

That's the best!

The Young Student

Another little one gone to heaven.

(A beat.)

The Young Student

You know why they don't eat pork?

The Other Students

Because —

The Young Student

Because they are swines themselves.

The New Student

Isn't pork, um, unkosher as well?

The Young Student

Don't mangle my words. We all know who the swines are.

The Other Students

The swines!

The Young Student
(humming in the tune of a famous song)

Piglet gone to heaven…

The Other Students
(on the same tune)

Gone to heaven…

The First Student
(whispering to the New Student)

This ends.

The New Student

Shall we?

The First Student

Let's.

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